Tom Holland allegedly dating to Mystery Blonde in London

Reports are spinning about “Spider-Man: Far from Home” star Tom Holland’s love life!

Over the weekend, Holland, 23, was spotted hugging with a mystery blonde at the British Summer Time Hyde Park Festival in London.

TMZ reports that Holland, 23 (OH GOD), was photographed “cuddling up with a beautiful blonde” at the British Summer Time Hyde Park Festival in London on Sunday. She was “rocking a Gwen Stacy vibe,” per TMZ—because all blonde-haired women are exactly the same outwardly—though she wasn’t recognized, which is perhaps for the best, seeing Twitter went apeshit when they found out Holland maybe sort of possibly could be who knows has a girlfriend.

Perez Hilton has a herding of many tweets, most of which look like this:

 

tom holland has a gf but its not zendaya pic.twitter.com/gweGTHsA7x

— nati saw st3 + ffh (@dimplydjh) July 17, 2019

Whoever is dating whom, I hope Tom Holland, who, again, is (GASP, WHY) 23, is very happy and handles his partner’s heart with care and love.

Michael Sheen, whose future FX show’s set I unintentionally cut through on my way to Central Park today, is expecting a baby with girlfriend Anna Lundberg. He did a nice tweet:

 

Very happy to let everyone know that my partner Anna and I are expecting a little angel of our own. (Just to be clear – we’re having a baby!) #nottheantichrist 🇸🇪🧝🏻‍♀️👶😇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

— michael sheen (@michaelsheen) July 17, 2019

IMO all babies are antichrists, because of their powerful lungs and the surprising strength with which they kick you in the face when you are their teen babysitter and trying to change their diaper for $15 an hour. But they are cute. Congratulations to the Sheens and the baby.